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Welcome to my podcast where I tell you more than you ever asked about. I will make you laugh until you pee, always tell you the truth, share with you my most vulnerable thoughts and all of my BEST, juiciest stories. Sometimes we'll even invite a guest to join us. We'll talk mental health, relationships, sex, parenting, motherhood, sobriety and whatever the the hell else comes out of my delirious mouth. Ok yay. Talk soon.

Oct 19, 2023

We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying. 


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Episode Breakdown:


-00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show


-1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home  


-3:15 Dead bodies = normal day 


-5:05 What’s a death call? 


-7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in 


-8:28 Best way to avoid death 


-10:30 Why we dissociate 


-11:33 Ghost stories 


-17:17 What happens after death 


-19:45 Motherhood as a mortician 


-22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid 


-23:00 Neuro-spicy?


-25:00 Gratitude for life 


-33:47 How to trick your kids 


-36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning 


-38:00 Cremation vs. burial 


-40:00 Human composting 


-42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts 


-46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks 


-50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician