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Welcome to my podcast where I tell you more than you ever asked about. I will make you laugh until you pee, always tell you the truth, share with you my most vulnerable thoughts and all of my BEST, juiciest stories. Sometimes we'll even invite a guest to join us. We'll talk mental health, relationships, sex, parenting, motherhood, sobriety and whatever the the hell else comes out of my delirious mouth. Ok yay. Talk soon.

Jul 28, 2022

Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready.

TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics. 

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Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties  

-1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay? 

-2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past 

-7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME…they were co-parenting the chihuahua

-13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE

-16:26 It goes DOWN!

-17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here.

-18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here

-21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive

-24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen

-28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry. 

-31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away…to Tijuana, Mexico 

-34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting